How to tell if you are LDS

My son's a CTR...I go to PEC.I work for CES...I study the TG.I read the B of M...I probe the D & C.I search the KJV...I ponder the JST.Today in BYC...we planned the EFY.I stayed a little after...and had a PPI.The YM and the YW...are putting on a play.It's one that I remember...we did in MIA.Before our oldest son...went in the MTC,He helped the BSA...complete their SME.Soon our oldest daughter...is heading for the Y.Soon our oldest clothing...is going to DI.Now, if you've understood...this alphabetic mess,The chances are quite good...that you are LDS.